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Talking Demotivational Poster


C H I L D R E N - You spend the first year of their lives telling them to stand up and talk and the following 17 years telling them to sit down and shut up.


TAGS: children teenagers standing talking
Rating: 4.41/5

More motifakes by Uthon

Uthon - April 17, 2012, 2:48 am, #233466
Read it on a magnet.
dy2012 - April 16, 2012, 3:15 pm, #233397
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/jokes/read/80831060/ #3


CONTINUING EDUCATION -


TAGS: i asked my wife if she wanted to take one of these and she said they don t what they are talking about down there
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

corbett06 - September 7, 2010, 6:35 pm, #192730
5Ls for you bone love it
Sesshu - March 31, 2010, 1:32 pm, #168380
Class 5... My wife need to take that! >:o
CANADA - March 30, 2010, 5:49 pm, #168157
Class 8- Like a glove!
BoneCD - March 30, 2010, 5:46 pm, #168156
@TOC...U GO GIRL!!!!
thatonechick - March 30, 2010, 3:12 pm, #168128
I'm teaching class 8. No, seriously, I rule at parallel parking.
camden - March 30, 2010, 3:11 pm, #168127
niiice, 5 lions, great one bone.
erock - March 26, 2010, 5:33 pm, #167012
5l's bone great poster
ICEMAN - March 25, 2010, 7:14 pm, #166860
Nice one Bone. 5 class credits.


ROMANCE -


TAGS: wine talking
Rating: 4.66/5

More motifakes by house

thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 20, 2012, 2:09 am, #241669
Now that's a cold slap to the groin, lol!


AND I SAID TO MYSELF... - "Self, people think you're wierd." I replied with "Forget people, I like us the way you are."


TAGS: talking to self mirror
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by mattwins34

CloudchaserS - June 20, 2014, 9:28 am, #255383
Yep *tailwags*
donottmesswithbullying12 - June 19, 2014, 4:40 pm, #255370
lol really cloud really?
donottmesswithbullying12 - June 19, 2014, 4:40 pm, #255369
lol really cloud really?
donottmesswithbullying12 - June 19, 2014, 4:40 pm, #255368
lol really cloud really?
Cloudchaser - November 16, 2010, 4:20 am, #202790
If I had the skills to do it, I'd create an image showing my human self looking at a reflection of my furry self with that caption


DO-NOT-CALL-LIST - not everyone wants to be on it


TAGS: talking heads call hating
Rating: 4.45/5

More motifakes by Airman

ughomer - April 25, 2012, 6:52 pm, #233821
TIME IS AFTER US . . .
Rick69 - April 25, 2012, 1:35 pm, #233801
:D .... Haha hee haa bwaHAH HAHAEW HAwa... Oh, Lulz... XD... What's even better is I've done this before... Numerous times... ALL THE TIME... XD... Cheers, Airman... :D
SteveFurlong - April 24, 2012, 8:04 pm, #233780
I always tried to seduce them, male or female. "No, I'm not interested in aluminum siding but you have a really ***y voice so just keep talking. Don't worry if I grunt and scream 'Oh God!' while you're talking."


PERSONAL STALKERS - When you're married to them, it's completely legal.


TAGS: marriage makes stalking legal
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by fan4camping

AcidRain - May 21, 2012, 11:58 am, #234923
No trip to far, no ocean too deep, there is no escape from the angry wife.
GaryO - May 20, 2012, 7:29 pm, #234906
Good'n Fan


INSANITY -


TAGS: talking to yourself
Rating: 4.7/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

RexyD - June 27, 2011, 1:19 am, #220634
Both of those are OK - AS LONG AS YOU KNOW WHO'S DOING THE TALKING!
the1stCOMMI3 - June 26, 2011, 3:50 pm, #220622
Internets
rudeboy308 - June 26, 2011, 3:41 pm, #220621
Dammit, how did you find out about me?!


Yakity Yak -




I'VE LEARNED -


TAGS: stalking is being persistant
Rating: 4.48/5

More motifakes by PhxDebbie

sickartist - May 12, 2010, 3:05 pm, #175796
5 (so I really didn't do anything) L's
PhxDebbie - May 12, 2010, 1:17 pm, #175791
Thanks. I ran it by Sickartist first and he said go with it as it was.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 12, 2010, 11:59 am, #175787
*has
R.S.Jake - May 12, 2010, 11:59 am, #175786
I wasnn't even thinking that, I just thought a cousin or a van incedent gone awry...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 12, 2010, 11:57 am, #175785
Oh Noes!!!! hat Phy gone all "Briton of Rose" on us?
R.S.Jake - May 12, 2010, 11:54 am, #175784
Excellent! She's obviously been paying attention. 5! Way to go Deb. You're not related to Phydeax are you?
GreyScorpion - May 12, 2010, 11:45 am, #175783
she's been hanging out in the back, you know, chit chatting with the guys, she finally got up the nerve to go on stage, and show us what she's got....Whoo-hoo!! nice!!! 5L
Faceplant31 - May 12, 2010, 11:40 am, #175780
Nice debut!


Stalking -


TAGS: stalking
Rating: 4.78/5

More motifakes by TheSanityInspector

TheSanityInspector - January 12, 2014, 7:34 pm, #252127
Thanks!
rerun - January 12, 2014, 5:42 pm, #252124

wow, this is great.


WINTER -


TAGS: unless you live in arizona then its summer talking poor rerun the shining iceman
Rating: 4.61/5

More motifakes by ICEMAN

ICEMAN - March 11, 2011, 11:15 pm, #214062
Thanks dude.
Greeny - March 11, 2011, 11:12 pm, #214061
very nice!


1950S -


TAGS: texting vs just talking huh
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by GaryO

GaryO - September 29, 2012, 2:46 pm, #239546
Thank you Missy. Yeah, phones were a magical entity back then. You could talk to Santy from home, and knew better than to cuss him for last year…..there was always hope…why screw it up…didn’t know about extortion yet
MissPriss - September 29, 2012, 1:52 pm, #239544
And that is how you give Priss a 5L guffaw! Thank you Mr.Gary! Don't go as far back as Gary but did have a party line when I first moved to the country. Gunsy (nickname for the old lady rose that shared the line) thought I was god on the line bahaha
GaryO - September 29, 2012, 12:20 pm, #239541
Yeah, I still remember Ol’ Mrs Hennesy’s sweet interjections…’GET OFF THE GODd*** PHONE’
maoworks2 - September 29, 2012, 11:47 am, #239538
We Had One At The Cottage Just 2 Years ago With A Party Line.
GaryO - September 29, 2012, 10:53 am, #239536
Amazing, Mariand. Back in the 50s, I remember picking up the receiver and a voice would say ‘number please’, and I’d say ‘Mom?’…then the voice would say, ‘Gary, hang up.’…it was a small town.
mariand - September 29, 2012, 9:29 am, #239533
amazing is that I have a friend who still has a phone like this, and it's functional.


ADVERTISING -


TAGS: humane society poster child now we re talking
Rating: 3.39/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

agdaniele - June 21, 2009, 11:21 pm, #88809
Brilliant.


MOTIFAKE -


TAGS: talking heads life during wartime
Rating: 4.23/5

More motifakes by sickartist

spacedog - May 18, 2010, 8:57 pm, #176579
I got three passports, couple of visas; don't even know my real name. 5L.
agdaniele - May 18, 2010, 8:41 pm, #176567
5Leary laughs.


YOUTH -


TAGS: i swear im not really talking about giraffes honest no letters to the studio please and no picketting this time
Rating: 3.57/5

More motifakes by Sean

GreyScorpion - July 1, 2010, 9:29 pm, #182912
classic truth, and they who shall judge, will eventually be judged, and have to listen to "I Told you, wait till you have your own"
Haarakkon - September 22, 2009, 8:50 am, #120607
So sod...
LogicDude - September 22, 2009, 8:49 am, #120605
"Since parents can no longer smack their children without rebuke"...OBVIOUSLY you've never been to my house where teenage heads turn so quick the *crack* you hear isn't the slap but the breaking of the sound barrier. Spare the rod and all that!
LogicDude - September 22, 2009, 8:48 am, #120603
What're these little bastards doing on my lawn again!? I just seeded and fertilized dammit!!!
Sean - September 22, 2009, 12:50 am, #120555
"nerf ball" eh??? I've never heard of a multi-attachment top-of-the-line power d***o called THAT before. Is that a wry reference to it's lowest setting?
Sean - September 22, 2009, 12:43 am, #120551
Hence the helmet.
MrRandom - September 22, 2009, 12:42 am, #120550
As a target?
Haarakkon - September 22, 2009, 12:41 am, #120549
Meh, past my bed time, anyway. He only tolerates me for the Lawn-Darts.
MrRandom - September 22, 2009, 12:39 am, #120548
But he has my nerf ball!
Sean - September 22, 2009, 12:39 am, #120547
Harr you can stay. For some reason he tolerates you.
Sean - September 22, 2009, 12:38 am, #120546
Hey you kids, get the H. offa LogicDudes' lawn!!!
MrRandom - September 22, 2009, 12:38 am, #120545
I was at work killing time on the lap top on break. Didn't feel like doing any more programming, already did 4 freakin hours for something that has a chance at not even happening.
Haarakkon - September 22, 2009, 12:37 am, #120544
Kind of a YOUTHful instigator. Subtle. Very subtle.
Bartimaeus - September 22, 2009, 12:36 am, #120543
It started an interesting tangent. Way to leave an idea sitting there, waiting to go awry.
Haarakkon - September 22, 2009, 12:36 am, #120542
Random, you kill me!
MrRandom - September 22, 2009, 12:35 am, #120540
Did my joke go bad?
Bartimaeus - September 22, 2009, 12:28 am, #120531
*air guitar*
Haarakkon - September 22, 2009, 12:28 am, #120530
I am familiar with none of these phrases.
Bartimaeus - September 22, 2009, 12:27 am, #120529
I kinda like the Bill and Ted lingo. Excellent!!
Bartimaeus - September 22, 2009, 12:25 am, #120523
STFU? I don't know. That might be a recent expression...maybe even 2006
Bartimaeus - September 22, 2009, 12:24 am, #120522
Yeah, its a great poster. I give it a five long ago. I'm just commenting because I'm bored.
Sean - September 22, 2009, 12:24 am, #120521
I think that gets me up to about 2004. No?
Sean - September 22, 2009, 12:24 am, #120520
You need to STFU and let a righteous poster bask in the glory of its epic righteousness, dude.
Bartimaeus - September 22, 2009, 12:20 am, #120514
O, Ferris. I don't know why I thought of Spicolli when I heard that. I need to watch more old movies...
Haarakkon - September 22, 2009, 12:19 am, #120512
Oh, sorry. I thought it was some new trendy "lingo" you whippersnappers were speaking.
BuZZbomb - September 22, 2009, 12:18 am, #120508
Nope. Ferris Buller.
Bartimaeus - September 22, 2009, 12:18 am, #120507
Buzz's quote was from Fast Times at Ridgemont High. Ridgmont? I think Ridgmont
Haarakkon - September 22, 2009, 12:17 am, #120506
WHAT?
Bartimaeus - September 22, 2009, 12:16 am, #120505
Dude, I'm Spiccoli. Awesome, Buzz.
Arrogant Knight - September 22, 2009, 12:15 am, #120503
Defensiiiiive...
Haarakkon - September 22, 2009, 12:14 am, #120501
Ok, fine, fer sure, fer sure.
Sean - September 22, 2009, 12:12 am, #120500
Thanks. "Dork" was quite obviously the right choice. So move it along people, there's nothing more to see here.
Haarakkon - September 22, 2009, 12:11 am, #120498
And how is it that I'm referred to as all of the below? Though not oaf so much, since grandma died...
BuZZbomb - September 22, 2009, 12:10 am, #120497
"Barti" The sportos, the motorheads, geeks, s**ts, bloods, wastoids, dweebies, ***kheads - they all adore him. They think he's a righteous dude. (feel better?)
Bartimaeus - September 22, 2009, 12:06 am, #120492
How is it possible that I've never been called any of these things? Perhaps it says something about my character, that people go straight for the obscenities.
Haarakkon - September 22, 2009, 12:05 am, #120491
oaf is just so medieval. nerd is so 1980. fool is (gilbert g notwithstanding) kinda 70s, goofball goes to the 50s.
Haarakkon - September 22, 2009, 12:02 am, #120489
dweeb? nerd, dolt, fool, goober, goofball, jerk, oaf, weirdo.
Bartimaeus - September 21, 2009, 11:50 pm, #120479
than*
Bartimaeus - September 21, 2009, 11:46 pm, #120477
errrr...douche? no, I've already tried that one...n00bs? no, too modern. Goofs? I think I'll go with goofs, but I think that might actually be less relevant that dorks... Idk. Is cursing not an option in this case?
Sean - September 21, 2009, 11:42 pm, #120473
While I stand behind "dork," what term could I have used, young man? And don't say "geek." That's so 1986.
Bartimaeus - September 21, 2009, 11:41 pm, #120472
but obsolete. This is the modern age. Morals are gone and the expletives can fly. *lifts middle finger* "2009 m**********r." Can you believe I've yet to be banned?
Bartimaeus - September 21, 2009, 11:39 pm, #120469
Yes, you are behind the times. We've become for profane in the 2000's. Since parents can no longer smack their children without rebuke, cursing has become more prevalent. Now ten-year-olds can drop an F-bomb, so cutesy terms like "dork" have becaome all
Sean - September 21, 2009, 11:34 pm, #120466
How the H. is douche even remotely synonymous with dork? And I don't quite know where Mr.R is from, but in my neck of the nape, so to speak, "No Shi*t Sherlock" has just recently come into vogue. So greetings and salutations from the time warp.
Bartimaeus - September 21, 2009, 8:34 pm, #120342
I think he's right on this one. "Douche" seems the more common term in this day and age.
Sean - September 21, 2009, 8:33 pm, #120340
To your face, maybe ....
MrRandom - September 21, 2009, 6:47 pm, #120315
Gonna add a little insult to some injury there, no one has used dork in a very lonngggggg time.
Rollseyes - September 20, 2009, 10:00 pm, #120145
5 lions! As a gamer-geek I can totally relate!
RONSART - September 20, 2009, 9:56 pm, #120144
JUST THE BEST POSTER OF THE YEAR!!!


CANADA -


TAGS: yeah im talking to you akwesasne
Rating: 3.35/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

agdaniele - September 29, 2009, 11:51 pm, #122750
Ah yes.... very wise, Random
MrRandom - September 29, 2009, 11:46 pm, #122746
But then they would find me...... and argue non stop.
agdaniele - September 29, 2009, 11:44 pm, #122744
You should've driven that one in, Random... beautiful!
MrRandom - September 29, 2009, 11:43 pm, #122742
*wants to make an iraq WMD joke*
agdaniele - September 29, 2009, 11:41 pm, #122740
Very naive. Just because you can't see it, doesn't mean it's not there.
Derek - September 29, 2009, 11:26 pm, #122732
Quite at odds to what I understand the RCMP did with the mafia.


Communication -


TAGS: talking face to face sign wi fi lost art form
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - February 21, 2014, 6:24 pm, #253165
Irony...I'm thanking you for the comment over the internet...teehee.
MissPriss - February 21, 2014, 6:23 pm, #253164
I do believe, crotchety, it's still available on those buses that old ladies take across state lines to play Bingo...put I can't promise that.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 21, 2014, 3:16 pm, #253159
Human interaction?? Where is this? I want to go to there! :-D
maoworks2 - February 21, 2014, 8:39 am, #253154
Talk What's That ?


The Pastor's Teeth -




Don't Say A Word -


TAGS: stalker stalking sniper life death
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

Greybeard - May 9, 2014, 7:07 am, #254714
Thanks. :)
MissPriss - May 7, 2014, 11:55 am, #254692
Too true Grey. 5L


Ladies, ladies -




Dead Man Talking -




Something Askew -


TAGS: cell phone talking interruptions annoying
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

EmilioDumphque - April 16, 2014, 3:31 am, #254326
Nope.


REJECTION -


TAGS: oh sorry you were actually talking about the dog
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by Sean

Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 29, 2010, 8:12 pm, #178248
It could be like show dogs or show cats...we'd give points based on distance,pressure,volume,color..............
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 29, 2010, 8:10 pm, #178247
sure, Rule #34.
thatonechick - May 29, 2010, 8:09 pm, #178246
A website for show pee-ers?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 29, 2010, 8:06 pm, #178245
You'd really do that?...we should start a website.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 29, 2010, 8:05 pm, #178244
*shoes.....stop judging me!!
thatonechick - May 29, 2010, 7:58 pm, #178243
I'd pee in your shows too. What?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 29, 2010, 7:56 pm, #178242
My cat must be part dog, He meets me at the door when I come home and he always comes when I call him. He also pees in my shows when he's mad at me. 5L
Cubbybear - May 29, 2010, 5:01 pm, #178238
Cats are Mean animals 5/5


Marble-In-Mouth Disease -


TAGS: fake diseases talking sylvester stallone
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 3, 2013, 12:28 am, #246227
I remember seeing that in My Fair Lady.
Reality Lord - June 2, 2013, 12:10 pm, #246211

that...used to be the prescibed treatment for stuttering. no joke.....frickin morons
CloudchaserS - June 2, 2013, 6:36 am, #246207
It's hard to bargle nawdle zous???? with all these marblen in my mouth


SWIMSUITS FOR THE PRO -


TAGS: apr 2 swimsuits maybe he was talking about something a little more modern
Rating: 4.38/5

More motifakes by Fatt Matt

Faceplant31 - April 7, 2010, 4:28 pm, #170186
Touche' Matt. Now go back to doing your shuffle! J/k
Fatt Matt - April 7, 2010, 4:24 pm, #170184
Careful Face... that's how rumors start.
Faceplant31 - April 5, 2010, 12:14 pm, #169747
Nice one Matt! 5inches of skin for you
Produceman117 - April 2, 2010, 7:58 pm, #168927
Atta boy, Matt! 5L.


Finally -


TAGS: cell phone talking next in line please annoying
Rating: 4.33/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

Airman - April 17, 2014, 10:27 pm, #254358
let's hope it's a trend
maoworks2 - April 15, 2014, 7:33 am, #254304
It's About Time .


ONCE IN A LIFETIME - SAME AS IT EVER WAS




THE MONKEY -


TAGS: monkey think talking
Rating: 3.47/5

More motifakes by Hawamleh

Hawamleh - June 22, 2010, 9:13 pm, #181331
Since My Pride wont let me Admit I have a problem, I guess it's gonna be my style..... Pls Help me :'(
forseti - June 22, 2010, 9:03 pm, #181329
nice. 5 monkeys... do you still have the problem with the size of pictures or is it "your style"??*g*


ROAMER - he can't go anywhere without Silvermist.... even the bathroom




SECURITY SYSTEM -


TAGS: now that is what i am talking about
Rating: 2.8/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

Da5id - July 18, 2009, 12:18 pm, #96882
Is this doctored? That's an insanely close fly-by.


Second Opinion? -


TAGS: doctor woman husband talking sleep cure
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

mizzdizz - February 7, 2015, 2:25 am, #259799
Naaaaah, I want to hear all his secrets! LOL! 5L!
Bandit5906 - February 6, 2015, 4:26 pm, #259786
Fat chance of that!
GaryO - February 6, 2015, 8:34 am, #259780
nice thought


Wait A Sec -


TAGS: thinking saying talking insults
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - December 9, 2014, 11:54 pm, #258700
Yeah kinda like being stoned...gotta write those good ideas down or you'll forget them when you "wake" up...teehee.
mizzdizz - December 8, 2014, 4:55 am, #258661
The best slams always come to me about 5 minutes before I fall asleep! LOL!


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