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Talking Demotivational Poster


C H I L D R E N - You spend the first year of their lives telling them to stand up and talk and the following 17 years telling them to sit down and shut up.


TAGS: children teenagers standing talking
Rating: 4.41/5

More motifakes by Uthon

Uthon - April 17, 2012, 2:48 am
Read it on a magnet.
dy2012 - April 16, 2012, 3:15 pm
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/jokes/read/80831060/ #3


CONTINUING EDUCATION -


TAGS: i asked my wife if she wanted to take one of these and she said they don t what they are talking about down there
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

corbett06 - September 7, 2010, 6:35 pm
5Ls for you bone love it
Sesshu - March 31, 2010, 1:32 pm
Class 5... My wife need to take that! >:o
CANADA - March 30, 2010, 5:49 pm
Class 8- Like a glove!
BoneCD - March 30, 2010, 5:46 pm
@TOC...U GO GIRL!!!!
thatonechick - March 30, 2010, 3:12 pm
I'm teaching class 8. No, seriously, I rule at parallel parking.
camden - March 30, 2010, 3:11 pm
niiice, 5 lions, great one bone.
erock - March 26, 2010, 5:33 pm
5l's bone great poster
ICEMAN - March 25, 2010, 7:14 pm
Nice one Bone. 5 class credits.


ROMANCE -


TAGS: wine talking
Rating: 4.66/5

More motifakes by house

thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 20, 2012, 2:09 am
Now that's a cold slap to the groin, lol!


AND I SAID TO MYSELF... - "Self, people think you're wierd." I replied with "Forget people, I like us the way you are."


TAGS: talking to self mirror
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by mattwins34

CloudchaserS - June 20, 2014, 9:28 am
Yep *tailwags*
donottmesswithbullying12 - June 19, 2014, 4:40 pm
lol really cloud really?
donottmesswithbullying12 - June 19, 2014, 4:40 pm
lol really cloud really?
donottmesswithbullying12 - June 19, 2014, 4:40 pm
lol really cloud really?
Cloudchaser - November 16, 2010, 4:20 am
If I had the skills to do it, I'd create an image showing my human self looking at a reflection of my furry self with that caption


DO-NOT-CALL-LIST - not everyone wants to be on it


TAGS: talking heads call hating
Rating: 4.45/5

More motifakes by Airman

ughomer - April 25, 2012, 6:52 pm
TIME IS AFTER US . . .
Rick69 - April 25, 2012, 1:35 pm
:D .... Haha hee haa bwaHAH HAHAEW HAwa... Oh, Lulz... XD... What's even better is I've done this before... Numerous times... ALL THE TIME... XD... Cheers, Airman... :D
SteveFurlong - April 24, 2012, 8:04 pm
I always tried to seduce them, male or female. "No, I'm not interested in aluminum siding but you have a really ***y voice so just keep talking. Don't worry if I grunt and scream 'Oh God!' while you're talking."


PERSONAL STALKERS - When you're married to them, it's completely legal.


TAGS: marriage makes stalking legal
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by fan4camping

AcidRain - May 21, 2012, 11:58 am
No trip to far, no ocean too deep, there is no escape from the angry wife.
GaryO - May 20, 2012, 7:29 pm
Good'n Fan


INSANITY -


TAGS: talking to yourself
Rating: 4.7/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

RexyD - June 27, 2011, 1:19 am
Both of those are OK - AS LONG AS YOU KNOW WHO'S DOING THE TALKING!
the1stCOMMI3 - June 26, 2011, 3:50 pm
Internets
rudeboy308 - June 26, 2011, 3:41 pm
Dammit, how did you find out about me?!


Yakity Yak -




I'VE LEARNED -


TAGS: stalking is being persistant
Rating: 4.48/5

More motifakes by PhxDebbie

sickartist - May 12, 2010, 3:05 pm
5 (so I really didn't do anything) L's
PhxDebbie - May 12, 2010, 1:17 pm
Thanks. I ran it by Sickartist first and he said go with it as it was.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 12, 2010, 11:59 am
*has
R.S.Jake - May 12, 2010, 11:59 am
I wasnn't even thinking that, I just thought a cousin or a van incedent gone awry...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 12, 2010, 11:57 am
Oh Noes!!!! hat Phy gone all "Briton of Rose" on us?
R.S.Jake - May 12, 2010, 11:54 am
Excellent! She's obviously been paying attention. 5! Way to go Deb. You're not related to Phydeax are you?
GreyScorpion - May 12, 2010, 11:45 am
she's been hanging out in the back, you know, chit chatting with the guys, she finally got up the nerve to go on stage, and show us what she's got....Whoo-hoo!! nice!!! 5L
Faceplant31 - May 12, 2010, 11:40 am
Nice debut!


Stalking -


TAGS: stalking
Rating: 4.78/5

More motifakes by TheSanityInspector

TheSanityInspector - January 12, 2014, 7:34 pm
Thanks!
rerun - January 12, 2014, 5:42 pm

wow, this is great.


WINTER -


TAGS: unless you live in arizona then its summer talking poor rerun the shining iceman
Rating: 4.61/5

More motifakes by ICEMAN

ICEMAN - March 11, 2011, 11:15 pm
Thanks dude.
Greeny - March 11, 2011, 11:12 pm
very nice!


1950S -


TAGS: texting vs just talking huh
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by GaryO

GaryO - September 29, 2012, 2:46 pm
Thank you Missy. Yeah, phones were a magical entity back then. You could talk to Santy from home, and knew better than to cuss him for last year…..there was always hope…why screw it up…didn’t know about extortion yet
MissPriss - September 29, 2012, 1:52 pm
And that is how you give Priss a 5L guffaw! Thank you Mr.Gary! Don't go as far back as Gary but did have a party line when I first moved to the country. Gunsy (nickname for the old lady rose that shared the line) thought I was god on the line bahaha
GaryO - September 29, 2012, 12:20 pm
Yeah, I still remember Ol’ Mrs Hennesy’s sweet interjections…’GET OFF THE GODd*** PHONE’
maoworks2 - September 29, 2012, 11:47 am
We Had One At The Cottage Just 2 Years ago With A Party Line.
GaryO - September 29, 2012, 10:53 am
Amazing, Mariand. Back in the 50s, I remember picking up the receiver and a voice would say ‘number please’, and I’d say ‘Mom?’…then the voice would say, ‘Gary, hang up.’…it was a small town.
mariand - September 29, 2012, 9:29 am
amazing is that I have a friend who still has a phone like this, and it's functional.


ADVERTISING -


TAGS: humane society poster child now we re talking
Rating: 3.39/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

agdaniele - June 21, 2009, 11:21 pm
Brilliant.


MOTIFAKE -


TAGS: talking heads life during wartime
Rating: 4.23/5

More motifakes by sickartist

spacedog - May 18, 2010, 8:57 pm
I got three passports, couple of visas; don't even know my real name. 5L.
agdaniele - May 18, 2010, 8:41 pm
5Leary laughs.


YOUTH -


TAGS: i swear im not really talking about giraffes honest no letters to the studio please and no picketting this time
Rating: 3.57/5

More motifakes by Sean

GreyScorpion - July 1, 2010, 9:29 pm
classic truth, and they who shall judge, will eventually be judged, and have to listen to "I Told you, wait till you have your own"
Haarakkon - September 22, 2009, 8:50 am
So sod...
LogicDude - September 22, 2009, 8:49 am
"Since parents can no longer smack their children without rebuke"...OBVIOUSLY you've never been to my house where teenage heads turn so quick the *crack* you hear isn't the slap but the breaking of the sound barrier. Spare the rod and all that!
LogicDude - September 22, 2009, 8:48 am
What're these little bastards doing on my lawn again!? I just seeded and fertilized dammit!!!
Sean - September 22, 2009, 12:50 am
"nerf ball" eh??? I've never heard of a multi-attachment top-of-the-line power d***o called THAT before. Is that a wry reference to it's lowest setting?
Sean - September 22, 2009, 12:43 am
Hence the helmet.
MrRandom - September 22, 2009, 12:42 am
As a target?
Haarakkon - September 22, 2009, 12:41 am
Meh, past my bed time, anyway. He only tolerates me for the Lawn-Darts.
MrRandom - September 22, 2009, 12:39 am
But he has my nerf ball!
Sean - September 22, 2009, 12:39 am
Harr you can stay. For some reason he tolerates you.
Sean - September 22, 2009, 12:38 am
Hey you kids, get the H. offa LogicDudes' lawn!!!
MrRandom - September 22, 2009, 12:38 am
I was at work killing time on the lap top on break. Didn't feel like doing any more programming, already did 4 freakin hours for something that has a chance at not even happening.
Haarakkon - September 22, 2009, 12:37 am
Kind of a YOUTHful instigator. Subtle. Very subtle.
Bartimaeus - September 22, 2009, 12:36 am
It started an interesting tangent. Way to leave an idea sitting there, waiting to go awry.
Haarakkon - September 22, 2009, 12:36 am
Random, you kill me!
MrRandom - September 22, 2009, 12:35 am
Did my joke go bad?
Bartimaeus - September 22, 2009, 12:28 am
*air guitar*
Haarakkon - September 22, 2009, 12:28 am
I am familiar with none of these phrases.
Bartimaeus - September 22, 2009, 12:27 am
I kinda like the Bill and Ted lingo. Excellent!!
Bartimaeus - September 22, 2009, 12:25 am
STFU? I don't know. That might be a recent expression...maybe even 2006
Bartimaeus - September 22, 2009, 12:24 am
Yeah, its a great poster. I give it a five long ago. I'm just commenting because I'm bored.
Sean - September 22, 2009, 12:24 am
I think that gets me up to about 2004. No?
Sean - September 22, 2009, 12:24 am
You need to STFU and let a righteous poster bask in the glory of its epic righteousness, dude.
Bartimaeus - September 22, 2009, 12:20 am
O, Ferris. I don't know why I thought of Spicolli when I heard that. I need to watch more old movies...
Haarakkon - September 22, 2009, 12:19 am
Oh, sorry. I thought it was some new trendy "lingo" you whippersnappers were speaking.
BuZZbomb - September 22, 2009, 12:18 am
Nope. Ferris Buller.
Bartimaeus - September 22, 2009, 12:18 am
Buzz's quote was from Fast Times at Ridgemont High. Ridgmont? I think Ridgmont
Haarakkon - September 22, 2009, 12:17 am
WHAT?
Bartimaeus - September 22, 2009, 12:16 am
Dude, I'm Spiccoli. Awesome, Buzz.
Arrogant Knight - September 22, 2009, 12:15 am
Defensiiiiive...
Haarakkon - September 22, 2009, 12:14 am
Ok, fine, fer sure, fer sure.
Sean - September 22, 2009, 12:12 am
Thanks. "Dork" was quite obviously the right choice. So move it along people, there's nothing more to see here.
Haarakkon - September 22, 2009, 12:11 am
And how is it that I'm referred to as all of the below? Though not oaf so much, since grandma died...
BuZZbomb - September 22, 2009, 12:10 am
"Barti" The sportos, the motorheads, geeks, s**ts, bloods, wastoids, dweebies, ***kheads - they all adore him. They think he's a righteous dude. (feel better?)
Bartimaeus - September 22, 2009, 12:06 am
How is it possible that I've never been called any of these things? Perhaps it says something about my character, that people go straight for the obscenities.
Haarakkon - September 22, 2009, 12:05 am
oaf is just so medieval. nerd is so 1980. fool is (gilbert g notwithstanding) kinda 70s, goofball goes to the 50s.
Haarakkon - September 22, 2009, 12:02 am
dweeb? nerd, dolt, fool, goober, goofball, jerk, oaf, weirdo.
Bartimaeus - September 21, 2009, 11:50 pm
than*
Bartimaeus - September 21, 2009, 11:46 pm
errrr...douche? no, I've already tried that one...n00bs? no, too modern. Goofs? I think I'll go with goofs, but I think that might actually be less relevant that dorks... Idk. Is cursing not an option in this case?
Sean - September 21, 2009, 11:42 pm
While I stand behind "dork," what term could I have used, young man? And don't say "geek." That's so 1986.
Bartimaeus - September 21, 2009, 11:41 pm
but obsolete. This is the modern age. Morals are gone and the expletives can fly. *lifts middle finger* "2009 m**********r." Can you believe I've yet to be banned?
Bartimaeus - September 21, 2009, 11:39 pm
Yes, you are behind the times. We've become for profane in the 2000's. Since parents can no longer smack their children without rebuke, cursing has become more prevalent. Now ten-year-olds can drop an F-bomb, so cutesy terms like "dork" have becaome all
Sean - September 21, 2009, 11:34 pm
How the H. is douche even remotely synonymous with dork? And I don't quite know where Mr.R is from, but in my neck of the nape, so to speak, "No Shi*t Sherlock" has just recently come into vogue. So greetings and salutations from the time warp.
Bartimaeus - September 21, 2009, 8:34 pm
I think he's right on this one. "Douche" seems the more common term in this day and age.
Sean - September 21, 2009, 8:33 pm
To your face, maybe ....
MrRandom - September 21, 2009, 6:47 pm
Gonna add a little insult to some injury there, no one has used dork in a very lonngggggg time.
Rollseyes - September 20, 2009, 10:00 pm
5 lions! As a gamer-geek I can totally relate!
RONSART - September 20, 2009, 9:56 pm
JUST THE BEST POSTER OF THE YEAR!!!


CANADA -


TAGS: yeah im talking to you akwesasne
Rating: 3.35/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

agdaniele - September 29, 2009, 11:51 pm
Ah yes.... very wise, Random
MrRandom - September 29, 2009, 11:46 pm
But then they would find me...... and argue non stop.
agdaniele - September 29, 2009, 11:44 pm
You should've driven that one in, Random... beautiful!
MrRandom - September 29, 2009, 11:43 pm
*wants to make an iraq WMD joke*
agdaniele - September 29, 2009, 11:41 pm
Very naive. Just because you can't see it, doesn't mean it's not there.
Derek - September 29, 2009, 11:26 pm
Quite at odds to what I understand the RCMP did with the mafia.


Communication -


TAGS: talking face to face sign wi fi lost art form
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - February 21, 2014, 6:24 pm
Irony...I'm thanking you for the comment over the internet...teehee.
MissPriss - February 21, 2014, 6:23 pm
I do believe, crotchety, it's still available on those buses that old ladies take across state lines to play Bingo...put I can't promise that.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 21, 2014, 3:16 pm
Human interaction?? Where is this? I want to go to there! :-D
maoworks2 - February 21, 2014, 8:39 am
Talk What's That ?


Don't Say A Word -


TAGS: stalker stalking sniper life death
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

Greybeard - May 9, 2014, 7:07 am
Thanks. :)
MissPriss - May 7, 2014, 11:55 am
Too true Grey. 5L


The Pastor's Teeth -




Ladies, ladies -




Dead Man Talking -




Something Askew -


TAGS: cell phone talking interruptions annoying
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

EmilioDumphque - April 16, 2014, 3:31 am
Nope.


REJECTION -


TAGS: oh sorry you were actually talking about the dog
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by Sean

Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 29, 2010, 8:12 pm
It could be like show dogs or show cats...we'd give points based on distance,pressure,volume,color..............
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 29, 2010, 8:10 pm
sure, Rule #34.
thatonechick - May 29, 2010, 8:09 pm
A website for show pee-ers?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 29, 2010, 8:06 pm
You'd really do that?...we should start a website.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 29, 2010, 8:05 pm
*shoes.....stop judging me!!
thatonechick - May 29, 2010, 7:58 pm
I'd pee in your shows too. What?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 29, 2010, 7:56 pm
My cat must be part dog, He meets me at the door when I come home and he always comes when I call him. He also pees in my shows when he's mad at me. 5L
Cubbybear - May 29, 2010, 5:01 pm
Cats are Mean animals 5/5


Marble-In-Mouth Disease -


TAGS: fake diseases talking sylvester stallone
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 3, 2013, 12:28 am
I remember seeing that in My Fair Lady.
Reality Lord - June 2, 2013, 12:10 pm

that...used to be the prescibed treatment for stuttering. no joke.....frickin morons
CloudchaserS - June 2, 2013, 6:36 am
It's hard to bargle nawdle zous???? with all these marblen in my mouth


SWIMSUITS FOR THE PRO -


TAGS: apr 2 swimsuits maybe he was talking about something a little more modern
Rating: 4.38/5

More motifakes by Fatt Matt

Faceplant31 - April 7, 2010, 4:28 pm
Touche' Matt. Now go back to doing your shuffle! J/k
Fatt Matt - April 7, 2010, 4:24 pm
Careful Face... that's how rumors start.
Faceplant31 - April 5, 2010, 12:14 pm
Nice one Matt! 5inches of skin for you
Produceman117 - April 2, 2010, 7:58 pm
Atta boy, Matt! 5L.


Finally -


TAGS: cell phone talking next in line please annoying
Rating: 4.33/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

Airman - April 17, 2014, 10:27 pm
let's hope it's a trend
maoworks2 - April 15, 2014, 7:33 am
It's About Time .


ONCE IN A LIFETIME - SAME AS IT EVER WAS




THE MONKEY -


TAGS: monkey think talking
Rating: 3.47/5

More motifakes by Hawamleh

Hawamleh - June 22, 2010, 9:13 pm
Since My Pride wont let me Admit I have a problem, I guess it's gonna be my style..... Pls Help me :'(
forseti - June 22, 2010, 9:03 pm
nice. 5 monkeys... do you still have the problem with the size of pictures or is it "your style"??*g*


ROAMER - he can't go anywhere without Silvermist.... even the bathroom




SECURITY SYSTEM -


TAGS: now that is what i am talking about
Rating: 2.8/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

Da5id - July 18, 2009, 12:18 pm
Is this doctored? That's an insanely close fly-by.


Second Opinion? -


TAGS: doctor woman husband talking sleep cure
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

mizzdizz - February 7, 2015, 2:25 am
Naaaaah, I want to hear all his secrets! LOL! 5L!
Bandit5906 - February 6, 2015, 4:26 pm
Fat chance of that!
GaryO - February 6, 2015, 8:34 am
nice thought


Step Two -


TAGS: step four stern talking to
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by theyuk

EmilioDumphque - July 26, 2016, 1:03 am
Oh, right. I remember a discussion about raising it to 3000 volts, and the pitfalls that might lead to. 24 is small craft stuff.
mizzdizz - July 25, 2016, 6:51 am
Step 4, have jet jockey drop hellfire on acquired target....
theyuk - July 24, 2016, 9:40 pm
400, but we just need the carrier wave, not guidance lock.
EmilioDumphque - July 24, 2016, 8:09 pm
I thought they ran on a 24 volt system.


Wait A Sec -


TAGS: thinking saying talking insults
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - December 9, 2014, 11:54 pm
Yeah kinda like being stoned...gotta write those good ideas down or you'll forget them when you "wake" up...teehee.
mizzdizz - December 8, 2014, 4:55 am
The best slams always come to me about 5 minutes before I fall asleep! LOL!


Worst Case -




Contests -


TAGS: fancy pants talking bullshoooot mother
Rating: 4.94/5

More motifakes by spacedog

Greeny - December 8, 2015, 7:53 pm
He's too busy with the flypaper - here is easier for him
spacedog - December 8, 2015, 5:41 pm
Thanks guys. And I actually thought someone would make a Moo+ version in the forum.
JesusWept - December 8, 2015, 1:13 pm
Nice one, Space LOL x 5
Greeny - December 8, 2015, 6:08 am
careful - Mooo and your mother is not a good combination!
GaryO - December 7, 2015, 10:13 pm
good show, dawg


Listening -


TAGS: paying attention boring people conversations talking pointless speech
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

concern3 - October 8, 2015, 11:04 am
unfortunately I know exactly what you're talking about


Love is persistant -


TAGS: love stalking
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by Swampfox

JesusWept - January 23, 2016, 7:55 am
LOL good one! L L L L L


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